Weekly WTF?

In a long-distance relationship and missing your sweetie? Tired of just blowing each other kisses over Facetime or Skype? Don’t worry, science has solved your problems. Just smooch this thing here:

Gah!
For those of you who are really into ostrich eggs.

According to Digital Trends, this…thing…plugs into a USB port and allows you to simulate kissing each other. Just be sure to keep your eyes closed while you do.

UPDATED: OMG DO YOU THINK IT GIVES TONGUE?! Oh lord, I’ll never sleep again.

Posted December 20, 2012 by jordan in weekly wtf / 4 Comments

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